This is the best humor content I’ve seen in a long while. Nice job! And thanks we all need to laugh more and judge less nowadays. It just dawned on me that you didn’t mention gearing. I, and nearly every other graveler I know, have agonized over gearing. The hills are steep in our area and most gravel bikes just are not geared low enough, but have road freehubs. Spreadsheets, mullet setups, too wide of spacing in 1x setups, but 2x is old school…. A lot of drama and judgement around susp forks and droppers also.